Girl Problems

When I try to do my makeup after I’ve been drinking

I’m like: 

When my boyfriend starts talking about his past relationships

I’m like: 

“Shut the fuck up”

When I saw my ex with his new girlfriend

I was like: 

When a guy hits on me

If he’s ugly I’m like: 

If he’s hot I’m like: 

When I get home from a bad date

I come home and I’m like:

When a girl talks to my boyfriend.

I want to be like:

When I am tanning and someone is blocking my sun.

I’m like:

When someone says something stupid

I’m like:

When you are completely helpless after getting your nails done.

I’m like: